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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Best Best Friend Friend Got Never Quite Scary Things You

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Life My Life Reality Ruin

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Count Doing Pointless Something Spend Them Unless Weekends You

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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Ignorance Instantaneous Learning Time Waste Waste Time Why

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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Around Bad Bad Mood Helps Like Mood Nothing Spreading

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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Ever Fair Favor Know Unfair Why World

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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Clarity Fog Ideas Inflate Inhibit Intimidating Little Obscure Practice Pure Purpose Reasoning Weak Writing

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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Bet Differently Each Each Night Live Looked Lot Night Outside People Sat Stars

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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Butter Control Expect Life Peanut Peanut Butter You Your

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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

~Bill Watterson

Topics: Enough Enough Time Nothing Time Want

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Cartoonist

Born: July 5th, 1958

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