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I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the universe in spaceships of his imagination.

~Berkeley Breathed

Topics: About Adventures Boy Confess Drawn Fake Going Here His Imagination Little Right Secretly Strip Throughout Tiger Universe Wish

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Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.

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Topics: Before Even Find Lives Our Our Lives Out Some Us

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I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of my papers over the next twenty years. Such is the nature of comic-strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste.

~Berkeley Breathed

Topics: Bet Bloom Cleaning Could County Draw Established Lady Lose More Nature Next Nose Nuclear Once Over Papers Pay Than Twenty Waste Write Years

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I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

~Berkeley Breathed

Topics: Cards Greeting Guy Hallmark Holidays Ignore Million Sold Who

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The comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.

~Berkeley Breathed

Topics: Comic Dying Go Page Want

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I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, Especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.

~Berkeley Breathed

Topics: Alike Boring Cruise Everybody Find Happen Including Issue Magazine Me Might Nearly Odd Only People Think Those Tom Tom Cruise Way

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I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.

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Topics: Daily News Photographer Started Texas University

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If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

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Topics: Cat Could Day Drawn Every Every Day If I Could Me Million Pay Them Would Years Yelling

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If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.

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Topics: Anymore Nothing Serious Then

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I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.

~Berkeley Breathed

Topics: After Also Calling Came Daughter Default Dork Eventually Knew Mars Me Mind Moms Movie Needs Seconds Similarly Term Title Would

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Cartoonist

Born: June 21st, 1957

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