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To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it's starting to work on me!

~Artie Lange

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It's good to be alive.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Alive Good

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Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.

~Artie Lange

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Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.

~Artie Lange

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I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

~Artie Lange

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I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

~Artie Lange

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Only when you're in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you've made of your life, gazing up at the peak you fell from, do you truly know how small you are and understand how tall you used to be.

~Artie Lange

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Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

~Artie Lange

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: October 11th, 1967

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