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By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Age Am By The Time Hope Long Plan Retired Time Working I Am

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Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Ever Going Wants

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And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Because Being Going Got Like Looks Money Movie Now Shoot Star Would Wrote

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I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Castro Communist Country Dealt Fidel Castro First First Name His Movie Movie Set Name Once Prima Run Say Set Who

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The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Because Big Big Hit Different Different Reasons Dumb Hit People Reasons Same Same Time Show Smart Smart People Stern Time

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I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Artist Dark Genius Like Pryor Richard Richard Pryor Something Wish I Wish

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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

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Topics: Astronaut Being Comedy Dream Equally Historically Life Successful

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I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I wanted to do was play short stop for the Yankees from the time I was about 5. Then I turned 15 and realized how silly that was and just gave up on it.

~Artie Lange

Topics: About Cop Doctor Even Gave How Just Never Period Play Realized Rock Rock Star Short Silly Star Stop Then Through Time Turned Up Wanted Were Yankees

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When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Adult Entire Feels Go Good How Just Life Like Live Plays Season Slowly Space Take Through Time Times Trick Worst Years You Your

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My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Always Dad He Me Mind Superman Will

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: October 11th, 1967

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