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When I encountered rich people for the first time, I discovered that not only do they holiday in places that are hard to find on a map, but that they also use the names of seasons as verbs. When they asked me, 'Where did you summer and winter growing up?' I would usually say, 'As a child? The same place I springed and autumned.'

~Artie Lange

Topics: Also Asked Child Did Discovered Encountered Find First First Time Growing Growing Up Hard Holiday Map Me Names Only People Place Places Rich Rich People Same Say Seasons Summer Time Up Use Where Winter Would You

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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

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Topics: Being Born-Again Christian Drinking Gambling Just Like Vegas Weekend Without

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All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once you're laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what I'm saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Barred Because Below Big Bottom Down Find Get Goes Helpless Holds Hopeless How Laying Low Mountain Once Only Personal Purpose Realize Roll Say Saying Slip Straight Through Valley Way You Your Yours I Can

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It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Asked Card Draw Fine God Gonna Got Know Life Me Play You

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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Always Life My Life Part Whiskey Will

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The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?

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Topics: Cliche Know Life Like Lonely My Life Place Road Sounds You

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To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Actor Always Comedian Comedy Sketch Tell Truth Wanted You

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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Comedy Happiness Means Sadness Same Same Time Time Tragedy Vegas

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I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

~Artie Lange

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When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Andrew Anymore Around Career Cause Clay Coming Correctness Dice Died Eddie Either First Going He Just Murphy Political Political Correctness Right Right Time Ruined Sam Saying Stand-Up Started Time Tolerate

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: October 11th, 1967

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