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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

~April Winchell

Topics: About Day Down Lying Morning Nap Next Next Morning One Day Remember Up Walking I Remember

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I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

~April Winchell

Topics: Ability Advantage Afraid Give Give Me Like Me Might Office Run Someday Spell Unfair

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Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

~April Winchell

Topics: Entertainment Get Ourselves Playing Shall Stop

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Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

~April Winchell

Topics: Aspect Cancer Demoralizing Every Expensive Experience Far Fun Humiliating Just Like Plain Thus Today Weathered

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My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

~April Winchell

Topics: Day Every Every Day Out Since Throw Washed

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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

~April Winchell

Topics: About Children Christmas Dead Everything Fit Head Holidays Lonely Love Move Orphans Oven Over Parents Recordings Spoken Spoken Word Turkey Word You Your

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The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.

~April Winchell

Topics: Anyone Anything Asked Associated Come Disturbing Guests Jackson Michael Michael Jackson Party Ranch Theme Very Were

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Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.

~April Winchell

Topics: Amount Big Chocolate Could Due Eaten French French Fries Fries Half Issue Jet Lag Last Me Sure Time Two Weeks Why

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actress

Born: January 2nd, 1962

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