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I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

~Andy Rooney

Topics: Me Much Pick Subjects

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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

~Andy Rooney

Topics: Bureau Census Else Get Government Help Know Me Mean Number Out Sell Someone Something Surprise Telephone Think Want Were Why Would

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Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

~Andy Rooney

Topics: Ballet Combination Event Figure Figure Skating Good Gymnastics Hurt Little Olympic Sexy Skating Sort Television Too Unlikely Which

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The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

~Andy Rooney

Topics: Curling Means Olympic Sport Whatever

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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

~Andy Rooney

Topics: Along Enough Fast Game Help My Own National Own Passing Some Time Without

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I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

~Andy Rooney

Topics: Getting Hey Knack Like Lot Obviously Paper People Realize Say They Say Thought Yeah

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I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

~Andy Rooney

Topics: Eat Enough Feeling Fired Get Got Many People Position Right Say Secure So Many People Think Well Wrong I Think I Can

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: January 14th, 1919

Died: November 4th, 2011

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