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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Always Because Being Being Responsible Conversation Depressing Ends Evening Find Going Hated Idea Incredibly Just Like Lots More Out Really Responsible Restaurant Restaurants Seconds Someone Waitress

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More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Candy Girl Lady Like Men More Pretty Pretty Girls See Show Strangers Than Ugly Women

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I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Always Being Cuts Edited Family Get Going Good Interrupted Large Large Family Off Quick Really Someone Something Story Storyteller Think You Your I Think

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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: About Anything Books Craft Know Like Looked Make Old Really Stuff Things Weaving Whatever

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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Craft Forget Gay Guys How Know Really Straight Well

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I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Always Costume Costumes Dream Growing Growing Up Love My Own Own Prop Shop Up I Love

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I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Back Break Cleaning Cooking Domestic Down Just Like Love Make Me Only People Putting Things Very Waiting Weakness Women Years I Love

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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Buy Cookie Cookies Go Going Lay Like Make Making Me People Roll Say Sheet Slice Tell Then Why You Yourself

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You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Any Come Different Different Way Imagination Joy Money Poverty Stuff Think Up Use Way You Your

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I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

~Amy Sedaris

Topics: Everything Feel Free Get Ideas Inspired Open I Feel

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actress

Born: March 29th, 1961

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