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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

~Adam Carolla

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

~Adam Carolla

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Chick Color Eye Got Great Like

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I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Around Been Go Goes Know Like Mean Most Pretty Quick Sit Stuff Things Torture Way Well Work Years You

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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

~Adam Carolla

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

~Adam Carolla

Topics: College Go Grown Look Me Money Must People Smart Up White You

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I was a horrible student.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Horrible Student

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

~Adam Carolla

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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

~Adam Carolla

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Attracted Chicks Do You Know Doing Dudes Guys Happen Just Know Lot Love Mean Money Our Own People Society Successful Thing Think Who You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: May 27th, 1964

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