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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Always Basketball Because Day Every Every Day Games Gets Go Going Guys He Jam James Kobe Lebron Lebron James Million Millions Play Playground See Those Want Week Year

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I'm a comedian, not a politician.

~Adam Carolla

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Dude Dudes Enough Funny Joy Know Off She Shepherd Think Tv What If Who

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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Basketball Basketball Team Because Brother Guy Odds Over Picking Playing Take Team Why You

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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Angeles Boom Course Driven Estate Gay Go Golf Golf Course Like Los Los Angeles Over Real Real Estate Section Values You

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

~Adam Carolla

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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Make Money Myself Plenty Want Work Working

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

~Adam Carolla

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If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

~Adam Carolla

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

~Adam Carolla

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: May 27th, 1964

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