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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Awesome Because Chicks Daughter Dudes Fire Funnier Funny Gonna Her Hire Humor Just Know Mediocre More Much Produce Really Reason Sense Sense Of Humor Sitcom Staff Tell Than Why Writer You

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There are certain things women are better at than men.

~Adam Carolla

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

~Adam Carolla

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

~Adam Carolla

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I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.

~Adam Carolla

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

~Adam Carolla

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

~Adam Carolla

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

~Adam Carolla

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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

~Adam Carolla

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

~Adam Carolla

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: May 27th, 1964

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