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I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

~Adam Carolla

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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Christmas Dads Days Every Feel Feels Florida Go Gone Imagine Instantly Kid Kids Life Like Much New New Life Off Once Seeing Six Six Days Start Them Those Three Too Too Much Want Wrong Years You

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

~Adam Carolla

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: About Accomplishments Because Feel Feel Good Good Should Somebody Yelled You Your Yourself

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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Around Beer Bottle Butterfly Charge Chased Giant Idea Me More Net Paying Said Same Sell Station Television Than Watch Water Would

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I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Allergic Because Bottle Car Claims Door Every Everyone Fat Front Front Door Getting Half Hand People Point Something Steps Think Three Walk Water Where Without I Think

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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Better Emotional Guys Mechanical Stuff Well Women Women Are

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Insane Like Mean Million Million People Only People Right Say Should Smartest Sound Things Vote Well

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Any Book Comedian Comedians Enjoy Had Just Other Read Reader

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I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

~Adam Carolla

Topics: Also Behind Feeling Fine Going Guess Joke Know Make More Point Should Sort Stand Than Trying You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: May 27th, 1964

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